A Semi-Autobiographical Twitter Story
Fattie is attempting a sit-up. Stand back.
It is 2:13 p.m. and Fattie is out of points. #weightwatcherssucks
Fattie’s New Year’s Resolution: To wear a pair of pants with an actual button or zipper. #babies
Fattie is going on a walk. Stand-by oxygen tank ready!
I’m hungry. #fattie
I’m still hungry. #superfattie
Ooh, cookies! #somebodystopme
Swimsuit season is my personal Armageddon.
Enter Nurse. A sail, a sail! #meinaswimsuit
It’s the baby’s fault. #fattie
Exercise is the only option. #NOOOOOOOOO
I’m skinny again! #starving
Hello hubbie. #sexytimes
Crap. Pregnant again.
p.s. I’m not really pregnant. Or skinny. That’s where the “semi-autobiographical” stuff comes in.