“Restructuring:” The Home Version
My office has been “restructuring” for the past two years. Or is it “reorganizing”? I’ve heard both. Anyway, it’s a nice word for “massive layoffs.”
Having a small child at home and a decreased pay check means we started “restructuring” too. Here are our big developments. I will try to put a positive spin on them like they do at work, meaning that it’s not a loss to cut back on stuff, but a personal gain!
-Sold my car to the biggest d-bag I’ve met since high school. He was twenty-five and had a gold pinkie ring. It was glorious. Now get to drive a circa 1984 Volvo with a jumpseat (yes!) and no air-conditioning.*
-Got rid of the land line. Now need to stand in the alley behind the house to take personal phone calls, but hey, at least no more phone call solicitations.
-Terminated the premium cable channels. Then got it reinstated on my b-day for $10 a month. It’s “True Blood” that did it, if you want to know the truth.
-Put the house on the market. Because we enjoy cleaning up every night and leaving the house in “show” condition every morning. It’s fun! Time well spent!
I guess that’s it. Which doesn’t sound so bad really. I made my parents pay for summer vacation, which wasn’t very nice but felt so good.
* Actually, my husband took that car and lets me drive the car with functioning a/c. That’s why I married him. Not for the moolah, but because he’s sweet.
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