- White carpet + children = The Devil
- I like having a gym nearby and will use it.
- Three floor walk-up with groceries is not fun. But the leg workout!
- Getting maintenance jobs accomplished takes one phone call instead of months of planning, trying to do it yourself, and ending up calling a contractor/fix-it-guy who will triple charge you at your home.
- The children will wear you down.
- The children will fight. And fight. And fight.
- You will feel like saying, all the time, Too close, too close, too close. To everyone who enters your apartment.
- Without housework/yardwork, there is literally nothing to do on the weekends because I’m old.
- Dinner parties are out. And that’s not exactly the worst thing.
- Any place can be a prison.
- The evenings are loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong. And whiny.
